so you want to be a security rock star?

This is still begging to be produced. Christopher Hoff recently posted lyrics for Security Rockstar (to the tune of Nickelback’s Rock Star). And a portion of it bookended the Network Security Podcast episode 161 (the version at the end does the first verse and chorus).

Strangely, the music is far more painful than Hoff’s singing. 🙂 And does contain some nice lines. I especially dig the rhyme of “…ubuntu” and “…can hack into.” It really should include something about being the target of kiddie hacks, once you get to be a security rock star (maybe kiddies want to be the rock star but then rage against them in the next breath).